Matt Wise: I have been Kidnapped

Jack Bauer for the Win

Matt Wise

I have been kidnapped by the Mexican drug cartel. I only have one person I can contact, the only person that has the skills to save me; Jack Bauer. I pick up my Razor flip phone and dial 867-5309. “Hello” Jack says. “Jack I have been kidnapped by the drug cartel and I need your help now!” I said to Jack, “On my way” Jack said. As I am sitting there tied up, one of the guards was standing next to me, so I tried to have a conversation with him. I asked him if he has been watching the bachelor and he has been. We got into a good conversation about it and agreed it was a good idea for Ben to send one of the twins home. I then hear a car coming up from the distance. It has to be Jack. The guards go out to check who it is as I hear gun shots. I see Jack come through the doors in his bent down, badass stance you usually see in “24”. He comes to me, unties me, and says “When need to get back to CTU ASAP.” He hands me a gun and I stand up and follow behind him. We had to take out a few guys on the way to the car. We were being followed so I had to take the wheel while Jack shoots. He takes out the driver of one car. We make it back to CTU while being chased still. It turns into another gun fight as we are both out of the cars shooting at each other. Jack has one bullet left and shoots the gas tank; exploding the car as we remake “Cool guys don’t look at explosions”. I then head home and eat the last bowl of Cracklin’ Oat Bran and take a nap.